The pants.  
(Needs source.)

The pants.  

(Needs source.)

Anonymous asked: How the fuck do you design a sweater/pullover?

With yarn, sticks, and my trusty calculator.

Anonymous asked: What the fuck are you knitting right now?

I’m designing a new pullover:  top-down, yoke neck, ripple pattern, in Malabrigo Chunky.  Fuck yeah.

Anonymous asked: Should I knit a fucking sweater?

How about this sexy cardigan?

Photo by Jared Flood

Anonymous asked: what the fuck should I knit?

How about some dapper socks?

kweaver asked: Hey, how do I find you on Ravelry?

I’m TheYarnBearer on Ravelry.

hunter-badger asked: Yo, could you knit a mattress out of quilt batting?

I… don’t know.  I guess you could the cotton kind that comes in sheets and cut them into strips.  That could work…

OMFG IT GETS BIGGER.
(By Bauke Knottnerus)

OMFG IT GETS BIGGER.

(By Bauke Knottnerus)

Anonymous asked: is there a ravelry link to that mattress? I'm looking through your old posts but I can't seem to find it, and I'm so curious.. D:

Nope, it’s not from Ravelry.  It was an art installation or furniture design type thingy.  Here’s the link to the post:  http://whatthefuckshouldiknit.tumblr.com/post/15948880731/knit-your-own-mattress-i-fucking-would-by

About that mattress…

I want to knit something like that.  The materials they used in the original aren’t exactly available to me, so what are some other options?  I know roving can be bulky to knit with, but it needs to be beefy bulky.  Post your thoughts and ideas.

This could be the What the Fuck Should I Knit knit-along.